Captain Meeting!

Captain Meeting Comic

[Image description: Two-panel comic.
First panel: A man standing in front of a meeting table.
Man: Thanks for keeping this a nice short meeting, everyone.
Several people, off-panel: SHHHHHHHH!
Second panel: Another man with a capital M on his jumper has burst through the wall. Pieces of the wall are strewn about. He has a briefcase in one hand, and a thick folder labelled AGENDA in the other.
Newly-entered man: NOT SO FAST!
Person off-panel: *gasp*
Other person off-panel: It’s Captain Meeting!