[Image description: Three panel comic.
First panel: Man and woman looking at a computer screen.
Woman: What is that?
Man: I’ve implemented a generic, threadsafe lazy-loading helper class!
Second panel: Same scene.
Woman: You mean like the built-in Lazy<…> class?
Man: Uh…
Third panel: A keyboard. The woman’s finger is reaching for the Del key.
Man: Well, as long as I’ve written it anyway…
Woman: Nuh-uh.]
[Image description: Three panel comic.
First panel: Scene of a bottom desk with a PC on it. There is a cat lying across the keyboard.
Second panel: A man is standing in front of a desk, his arm bandaged. There is a second man sitting behind the desk. There is a plaque on the desk reading ‘Architect’.
Man: I tried to move it. It went badly.
Architect: Just use the hotdesk until he moves by himself.
Third panel: The man is looking at the hotdesk. There is a water heater leaking steam and a small camp-fire in the room, and a red-hot pipe running along the wall near the desk. The whole room is tinged red.
Man: Oh.]