{"id":71,"date":"2014-12-18T23:09:23","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T13:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/?p=71"},"modified":"2015-01-04T17:42:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T07:42:49","slug":"working-at-heights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/2014\/12\/18\/working-at-heights\/","title":{"rendered":"Working at Heights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/files\/2014\/12\/Heights.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-72\" alt=\"Heights\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/files\/2014\/12\/Heights.png\" width=\"1880\" height=\"880\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/files\/2014\/12\/Heights.png 1880w, http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/files\/2014\/12\/Heights-300x140.png 300w, http:\/\/www.nerdhold.com\/geek\/files\/2014\/12\/Heights-1024x479.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1880px) 100vw, 1880px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Image description: Three-panel comic.<br \/>\nFirst panel: A man is leaning against the side of a double-decker desk. A woman is reclining on the floor in front of a PC on the bottom desk.<br \/>\nMan: I heard you asked for a bottom desk. What gives?<br \/>\nWoman: I hate heights. Anyway, the safety course sounds like a pain.<br \/>\nSecond panel: Three people are sitting on extremely high chairs, including the man from the first scene &#8211; he is falling off. An instructor stands in front of them.<br \/>\nInstructor: Welcome to your Working at Heights Certification Course. Pay attention! Anyone who fails is back to a bottom desk.<br \/>\nThird panel: The woman from the first panel is sitting on a high chair in front of a top desk. The man is standing beside the desk, looking forlorn.<br \/>\nWoman: I hate you.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Image description: Three-panel comic. First panel: A man is leaning against the side of a double-decker desk. A woman is reclining on the floor in front of a PC on the bottom desk. Man: I heard you asked for a bottom desk. What gives? 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